

But Scott knows a bombastic visual metaphor when he sees one, and with these scenes showing Napoleon graduating from using his phallic weapons to vaporize revolutionaries to using them to assault the embodiment of history itself, he’s certainly making his point.Īlso, it looks sick. It might have been nice to see that on screen, too. Then Napoleon calculated that the stones of the pyramids could be used to build a 10-foot wall around all of France, a calculation that Monge supposedly verified. Bonaparte challenged some of his party to climb a pyramid the winner was a mathematician called Gaspard Monge, who shared a sip of brandy with his rivals as they reached the summit. According to Selin’s research, what actually happened when Napoleon visited this wonder of the world was less destructive, and almost adorably nerdy. Going by this charming demystification of Napoleon’s time in Egypt by historical novelist Shannon Selin, Scott and Scarpa are conflating the real Battle of the Pyramids with a myth that Napoleon’s troops shot off the Sphinx’s nose during target practice. Looking back to a time when the universe was just over a billion years old, we see time appearing to flow five times slower, said lead author of the study, Professor Geraint Lewis from the School of Physics and Sydney Institute for Astronomy at the University of Sydney.
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Also, it’s reasonable to assume that in the course of the last 225 years, someone would have noticed that the top of one of pyramids had been blown off. Scientists have now cracked that mystery by using quasars as clocks. It does seem that he visited the pyramids in person, although my Googling has turned up no records of him having shot them with a cannon. How much liberty is being taken here by Scott and screenwriter David Scarpa? (Scarpa worked with Scott on All the Money in the World, and will re-team with him on next year’s Gladiator 2.) Well, Napoleon did invade Egypt, and he fought a major battle within sight of the pyramids in 1798. Did Napoleon really just shoot a pyramid? Then he shoots up a frozen lake with an opposing army on it. Then he shoots up one of the great pyramids of Giza. Then he blows up some warships - probably British ones, although the trailer doesn’t specify. The first thing he shoots with a cannon, bloodily, is an unruly mob of plebs. The second is Napoleon blowing stuff up with cannons. The first is Napoleon (Joaquin Phoenix), history’s foremost short king, being negged Vanessa Kirby’s Josephine (“You are just a tiny little brute that is nothing without me”). It also has two things in particular abundance.

Going by its first trailer, it’s got all the horse-based warfare, dodgy accents, and (checks notes) Radiohead trailercore you could want from a Ridley Scott historical epic. Ridley Scott - who celebrated his 85th birthday in 2022, and has knocked out seven feature films in the last decade - will bring his life of the French emperor Napoleon Bonaparte to theaters in November.
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Martin Scorsese isn’t the only legendary, octogenarian movie director with an expensive, period-piece passion project bankrolled by Apple coming out this fall.
